On a Trotro going, from Circle to Nungua, after my evening lectures the phone of a girl sitting close to me rang, she picks it and said:
"Honey, I'm in a bus going to Koforidua for the burial, I will call you when I get there".
Another girl's phone rang, she said:
"Sweetheart, I'm on my way to Kumasi for the masters degree form, please send me credit for the trip".
The other one's phone rang, she said:
"Alhaji sorry, I'm on my way to Cape coast for the interview, i will call you later.
A guy who was sitting at the back of the bus suddenly raises his voice in anger:
"Driver, stop please, oya! park this bus, where exactly is this bus going to???
A man and a woman walked into a guest house and requested to spend the night. The owner of the guest house, Mr Ben, who is a born again refused to allow men and women to stay together in his hotel because of fornication.
The woman explained, he is my son, not my spouse - so they checked in. After 30mins, Mr Ben sent his room service to go and check if those folks were truly mother and son.
The room service came back and said; Sir, she's truly d mother.
The boss asked, how did you confirm that?
The room service smiled, Sir I am very sure, I saw her breastfeeding him.
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