MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
Wherein
A man loses his bachelors degree
And a woman gains her masters
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
Multiplied by the
Number present
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
A cake in such a way that
Everybody believes
He got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
Masculine will power is
Defeated by feminine water-power!
CLASSIC:
A book
Which people praise,
But never read
SMILE:
A curve
That can set
A lot of things straight!
OFFICE:
A place
Where you can relax
After your strenuous
Home life
YAWN:
The only time
When some married men
Ever get to open
Their mouth
EXPERIENCE:
The name
Men give
To their
Mistakes
DIPLOMAT:
A person
Who tells you
To go to hell
In such a way
That you actually look forward
To the trip
OPTIMIST:
A person
Who while falling
From EIFFEL TOWER
Says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
MISER:
A person
Who lives poor
So that
He can die RICH!
FATHER:
A banker
Provided by
Nature
BOSS:
Someone
Who is early
When you are late
And late
When you are early
POLITICIAN:
One who
Shakes your hand
Before elections
And your Confidence Later
DOCTOR:
A person
Who kills
Your ills
By pills,
And kills you
By his bills!
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