Joke: No Weapon

A baby boy was born in a hospital laughing instead of crying..The more the midwives beat him, the harder he laughed.. Suddenly, the doctor noticed that he's holding something in his hands.. So the doctor pulled apart his tiny hands and discovered that he was holding 3 abortion pills and 5 morning tablets.. The baby looked up to his mother and said,"No weapon formed against me shall prosper....xm-xD