A Man came back from church on a Sunday afternoon and lifted his wife, the wife said �Honey this is new, you haven�t done this before, it shows that you love me.
The man said - The pastor said we should lift our problems to God.
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The Miracle Worker
WEALTH is when you buy a 1st class return ticket to the UK just to pick up a dress..(Money speaking)
TROUBLE is slapping a soldier in front of quarter guard in a barracks.. (Other people will tell the story on your behalf)
FAITH is using the last money on you to buy a wallet.. (The Miracle worker)
IRONY is having the Chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sports.. (Classic 419)
STUPIDITY is having two cars while living in a rented apartment.. (mumu)
WISDOM is dating a landlord's daughter.. (troubles)
FOOLISHNESS is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a film of N1,000.. (Mugun! Why not wait for the pirated copy)
LOVE is buying fried rice & salad for a girlfriend and eating only the onions.. (that is true love).
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