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Akpos' sister Bimbo took a rope to commit suicide AKPOS: Ah ah bimbo why the rope. BIMBO: I wan hang myself jor! AKPOS: Why all the makeups then. BIMBO: Are you mad, don't you know my face will be in the papers tomorrow ******************************* DAD: Who do you like more, Mum or Dad? AKPOS: Both. DAD: Ok if I go to America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go AKPOS: Paris DAD: That means you like your mum more? AKPOS: No, I like Paris. DAD: OK, if I go to Paris and your mum goes to America, where will you go AKPOS: America. DAD: [angry] Why!? AKPOS: Because I've been to Paris before ************************* Akpos returns a missing purse to the owner in a market. The lady was so grateful but when she looked inside the purse, she got confused and said, "but I had just a single note of N1000 but, now there are ten notes of N100, how come?" Akpos said "na me change am, because the last time I help person find purse she say she for give me something but change no dey! So I changed it".