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The Gas:- 1. 10 pieces of white cloth (for pregnancy & outdooring) 2. 20 crates of Star beer (10 for the mother-in-law, 10 for father-in-law) 3. Albion or Nissan Bluebird car 4. 4 live pigs (for domedo) 5. One akasanoma radio (for listening to Obonu FM) 6. 2 years advance rent (cos you will be staying with your in-laws) 7. 1 CD compilation of DJ Gblagazaa's Mixx feat Screwface 8. 1 Pair Trawler 9. 1 drum of akpeteshie (for libation sake) 10. Valid residence preferably in James Town, Mpoase, Mamprobi, Chokor, Teshie Tsui Bleeoo, Teshie Tiafi ahe. ** The Ashantis:- 1. Valid visa to Germany/Spain/USA 2. Shares in Obuasi Goldfields 3. 1 Store at a Commercial Business District 4. A degree in "yobbing" 5. DNA Test results to prove linkage to the Asantehene 6. Middle School Leaving Certificate (standard 7 accepted) 7. 5 set of mortar and pestle 8. Cassava & plantain farm (no fufu powder) 9. Speak fluent "capo" language 10. 1 copy of Everyday English 11. Valid residence in areas such as Abossey Okai, North Kaneshie, Sukura, Russia The Ewes:- 1. 10kg of "atama" snuff (for the father-in-law) 2. Oversized Tema-station suit (for future growth and expansion) 3. Cassava farm 4. Multi-colored XXXL towel for father-in-law (if he's from the Southern Volta) 5. 10 pieces of white "Obroni waawu" singlets (for the father in-law) 6. 8 pieces of multicolored vest (for Mother-in-law). To be used on market days 7. One stall at Asigame (for mother-in-law) 8. Connections to work in government agencies preferably post offices and hospitals 9. 20 sets of neatly wrapped chewing sticks 10. My First Copy Book (for retired fisherman now turned student 11. Valid residence preferably in these locations: Madina, Agbogba, Adenta, Haatso, Libya Quarters, Ashaley Botwe ** The Kwahus:- 1. 3 year valid SUSU Saving bank account 2. Hardware store- dealing in cement, iron rods, paints, roofing sheets etc. 3. Middle School Leaving Certificate 4. Ability to sponsor Easter trips back home every year 5. Valid visa and work permit in Spain preferably apple plantations 6. One drinking spot 7. Valid residence in areas such as Dome, Taifa, Kwabenya, Saint Johns etc ** The Krobos:- 30 packs of GSMF approved condoms 20 funeral cloths Ability to perform paternity tests often One blue kiosk 45 pieces of mercy soap/cream and ointment Residence in a compound house Ability to go six rounds Readiness to stalk wife on market days. ** The Akwapims:- A Presby Hymn book (Akwapim Version) Akwapim Bible (hard cover) Broni waawu coat (for Father-in-law) 2 tubers of yam for (otoh - mashed yam and palm oil meal) 1 sack load of snails 2 sack loads of cocoyam (for nyoma) 30 bunches of palm fruits (for mmekwan) ** The Fantes:- 20 crates of Ovaltine/Tetley tea bags 50kg of sausage 77 containers of jam/margarine 67 crates of ideal milk 10 boxes of turkey wings 6 crates of eggs 1 seagoing canoe Required High School - Adisadel College & Mfantsipim Connection to work in government agencies such as Post office, Ministries and Newspaper agencies A dining table set (with six chairs) cartons of bacon A set of large frying pans to fry the bacon, sausage, turkey wings and eggs The man has to prove eligibility to rise up to be a Principal Secretary Participation in keysoap TV programmes especially Cantata & Concert Party Qualifies to live in government bungalow A side plan (done by the most renowned architect in the country Architect.) which will always be in the back pockets, to exhibit/show the building plan he will never be able to put up. Tons of cartons of beef for light soup.