O hear ye, hear ye and hallelujah to ye, too. Let the word go forth from this place that Miss Pippa of the Middletons is now engaged to Mr James Matthews, bachelor of this parish.
The engagement took place on Saturday, while the sporty couple were in the Lake District.
On a midsummer day on the fells, James got down on one of his rugged knees, rummaged among the Kendal mint cake and liniment bottles in his mink-lined rucksack to pull out the stonking £250,000 ring.
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