KANYE West has slightly unrealistic expectations of who might be at his funeral. The deluded rapper said: "I was thinking about my funeral a couple of days ago.
"The people I want to be there are like world leaders.
"Ones that say, 'Kanye gave me my first shot, he told me to believe in myself'."I want to affect people like that if I pass away." The Eric Cantona of hip-hop continued: "It's a mission in this amount of time.
"When the lightbulb was invented it wasn't to stop a war.
"I'm not saying what I'm doing is the most important thing that's happening on the planet."But it's necessary. Just like one teacher teaching in a class."
All Kanye could teach pupils is how to dress like Zoolander.
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