Dear Girlfriends & Wives... (For Laughs)

Dear Girlfriends & Wives, Due to certain circumstances beyond our control, such as resignations of Ministers who CHOP CHOP economy money, chinchinga distribution+pampers for one pikin, cocaine turning into washing powder, petrol increase, subsidy removal etc we would not be taking part or be available during this year's Valentine Day celebration. Our country needs prayers and fasting and all men have agreed to engage in fasting and prayers through February 12th to 16th, 2012. We humbly advise you to visit your parents and other family members to spend Valentine's Day with them. After all they are loved ones as well. We wish you all a Happy Valentine's Day celebration in advance. We will talk to you on the 16th of Feb, 2012. Thanks for your usual cooperation. Signed NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF BOYFRIENDS & HUSBANDS