FOR LAUGHS: Do You Know Swimology And Escapology?

A Mr. know-all tourist received provoking questions and answer of his life when he engaged himself in a controversial conversation with a boatman with whom he was travelling. See what transpired between them. Tourist: 'Do you know biology, psychology, geology and criminology?' Boatman : I don't no anything about these... Tourist: What the hell do you know on the face of this earth then? You will die of illiteracy. After a while the boat started sinking and the boatman asked the tourist the following questions: Boatman: Do u know boatiology, swimology and escapology from crocodilogy? Tourist: No. Boatman: Well you will drownology. And crocodilogy will eat ur assology and you will dieology because of your mouthology.