Joke: I Be Staff!

Conductor: Where ur money? Passenger: I be staff! Conductor: Which kind staff u be - You be Police? Passenger: No! Conductor: You be Soldier? Passenger: No! Conductor: You be Navy? Passenger: No! Conductor: Then, wetin u be self Abeg pay me my money jo! Passenger: I be Boko Haram! PEOPLE IN BUS: WHAAAT!!!Conductor U don Mad? Oga Boko, Sorry sir, abeg no vex. We go pay For U sir!