Conductor: Where ur money?
Passenger: I be staff!
Conductor: Which kind staff u be - You be Police?
Passenger: No!
Conductor: You be Soldier?
Passenger: No!
Conductor: You be Navy?
Passenger: No!
Conductor: Then, wetin u be self Abeg pay me my money jo!
Passenger: I be Boko Haram!
PEOPLE IN BUS: WHAAAT!!!Conductor U don Mad? Oga Boko, Sorry sir, abeg no vex. We go pay For U sir!