A Florida driver distracted by receiving intimate services from his passenger lost track of his surroundings and crashed head-on (it only gets worse from here, folks) into a FedEx delivery vehicle in Ft. Lauderdale on Thursday, resulting in “injuries to his private area,” WPLG Local 10 reports.
The man and woman were northbound in an SUV on North Ocean Boulevard when the driver apparently became distracted by his passenger’s performance and crossed the center line, striking the delivery van as it traveled southbound near the intersection with Northwest 19th St.
Neither occupant of the FedEx vehicle was injured; the only package harmed was the one being attentively gift-wrapped by the passenger of the SUV.
Aerial footage of the aftermath showed both SUV occupants being treated at the scene, pants around their ankles.
Other reports indicate that the driver and his passenger were both injured in the collision, which happened while the deed was being done.
Despite suffering perhaps the most predictable consequence in the world, the driver appears to have gotten lucky twice over, and the resulting injuries were not reported to be reproductively catastrophic.
Source: yahoo
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***barred word*** PEOPLE AND THEY LOOSE THEIR INSURANCE AS WELL FOR SUCH DISPICABLE ACT WHILE NOT CONCERTRATING ON THE ROAD AND THEY CAN BE SUID AS WELL BY THOSE WHO SUFFERED OUT OF THIS. WHERE IS THE MTTD ON THESE HIGHWAYS JUST AS IT DONE IN NORTH AMERICA IN TARGETING SPEEDERS AND GIVING THEM TICKET HEAVY FINES THAT HURT THE POCKET BOOKS TO STOP THESE UNNECCESSARY ACCIDENTS DEPLITING OUR HUMAN RESOURCES. THESE DAYS YOU CAN USE GPS TO LOCATE THESE SPEEDERS TO ALET CLOSEST POLICE MTTD UNIT TO GET THEM TO GIVE THEM HEAVY FINES THAT WILL BITE HARD IN THEIR POCKET BOOKS. TO PREVENT THESE ACCIDENTS. WE INSIST THAT DULISATION OF OUR ROADS WILL STOP THESE ACCIDENTS SO WHAT HAPPEN HERE. AGAIN MTTD SHOULD GET THE BLACK BOX FROM THIS VEHICLE JUST LIKE AEROPLANE BLACKBOX TO INVESTIGATE HOW MUCH SPEED THIS VEHICLE WAS GOING, AND WHAT HAPPEN MOMENTS TO THE ACCIDENT. IF MTTD HAS NO CAPACITY PLEASE REACHOUT TO CANADA, SOUTH AFRICA, BRITAIN TO GAT EDUCATION HOW TO ANALYSE THIS BLACKBOX INFORMATION. TO CHARGE WHO WAS AT FAULT IN THIS ACCIDENT. ANALYSIS CAN EVEN BE DONE IF BOTH VEHICLE GOT BURNT.