Three babies are in their mother's womb. One of them says, "I want to be an artist, so everyone will know what it looks like in here."
The next one says, "I want to be an olympic swimmer because I get so much practice in here."
Then the last baby says," I'm going to be a hunter, because if that snake comes in here and pokes me again I'm gonna chop that damned thing in half!"
Source: jokeswarehouse
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